A homeless guy offered to help me “Kick my heroin addiction” today..
So I was standing at the corner waiting for the light to change so I could walk across the street. This homeless guy has been standing with me for like 20 seconds.
Homeless person: I can help you kick your heroin addiction
Me: I don’t do heroin?
Homeless person: *looks me up and down* Are you sure?
I THOUGHT I LOOKED GOOD TODAY.
Guesssss not.
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….Shit it wasn’t me.
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