December 2011
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Speaking of Victoria's Secret...
how fucking creepy does Adriana Lima look all the time?
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I look like Jean Chretien
I had some small gum surgery (10 minutes and it was done) but I got them to give me so much freezing. Everytime he asked if I could feel anything even if I couldn’t I’d just tell him I could. Then he’d freeze me again.
I’m still numb on one side of my mouth
Guys, you don't even understand how happy I was...
possibly still fanboy screaming
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November 2011
Anonymous asked: what should I name my dog?
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Going to my school's Coffee House thing tonight?
I think it’s like a talent show with no winner
“But you say that money is made by the strong at the expense of the weak? What...”
– Atlas Shrugged, Francisco D’Anconia (via shecallsmeartemis)
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Petition to stop Ke$ha from covering "Don't Think...
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The teacher also told me to stop muttering “moron” everytime this one dumb on purpose girl complained about something/made a complete ass of herself when all she was asked to do was READ A PARAGRAPH “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DO YOU ALWAAAAYYYYSSSS PICK MEEEEEEEEEE” She yelled in whistle register “I DON’T WANT TOOOOOOOOOOOOO” She screached as...
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"Kyle, why do you always choose to work alone?"
- My Teacher 1. I don’t have to be with anyone 2. I don’t need to listen to other people’s bad ideas 3. I don’t really like anyone in that class 4. I have complete control over everything I do 5. I just fucking hate forced group work
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Won my mock trial in class today!
but omg this one witness girl kept pulling things out of her ass. She had no idea what the fuck she saw I questioned her about a baseball bat and where it was for like 15 minutes and she gave like 4 answers.
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kevinjonasruinedmylife asked: I'm from America. Should I come live in Canada?
Anonymous asked: why do canadians bag their milk?
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Today my teacher misspelled "context"
she wrote “cuntext” on the board. I was dying of laughter all class and no one else knew why.
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Currently listening to an all Marianne...
I feel pretty classy.
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To the parents who buy their teenage girls really...
It’s a nice gesture, but maybe you should also sign your daughter up for a photography class so she doesn’t upload 2871902875 pictures of her face in high definition everyday to Facebook in an album called “selfffiiiessss<333” Thank you, My Facebook homepage
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lol the classic rock radio station is playing All...
my Dad feels REALLY with it right now omg. He knew it was Nirvana and he thinks he’s super modern for knowing “new music”
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Changed my mother’s ringtone to Handsome & Gretel by Babes In Toyland while she wasn’t paying attention
muaahahahahahhahaha
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kn0tella:
using a ouija board to sext with the dead
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