October 2011
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The only time kids are cute:
When they are dinosaurs for Halloween and when they are polite
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I wish Hole did another MTV Unplugged session in...
IMAGINE CELEBRITY SKIN SONGS DONE ACOUSTICALLY
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Currently picking out all of the Aero bars, Coffee...
Just leaving smarties. SMARTIES FOR EVERYONE muahahahha. Good stuff for me. The kid will either get some plain chips or smarties.
“There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the...”
– Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
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The Count of Monte Cristo is so good so far.
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did I just see a post tagged with "Orphan Chic"?
what even is orphan chic? 0mG u l00k like little orphan Annie. ORPHAN CHIC
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Halloween observations # 182954105
1/2 of costumes worn by girls are the same shaped dress with a different colour scheme.
OH ALSO: Have removed 3 people from being my Facebook friend simply because they were school girls for Halloween.
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I was going to eat healthy today
but then my Dad showed up with toaster strudels.
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was I just told I'd make a hot transvestite?
I’m not even sure how to react
Anonymous asked: you should be frank n furter for halloween if youre going out! seriously you'd look really hot.
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holy moly I just lost 5 followers in like 1...
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Oh also, my friend Alexei saw The Pretty Reckless...
He said they were actually pretty good and she can sing really well.
he said her hair was gross though it was in braids and stuff and he said it looked crappy hahahaha
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Be whatever you want for Halloween
just please not a sexy school girl. Be ANYTHING. Just not a school girl. PLEASE. There is just something weird/kinda gross about people who go as school girls, but I don’t know how to describe it.
suedetaxi:
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Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe
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How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue
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How did the Roman cut his hair?
He used caesars.
Anonymous asked: You're cute...xx $:
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That last post redone in super-Canadian:
YAAAAAAAAAAA HOCKEY GAAAAAME WOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY I’ll ride my fucking polar bear to the game which is being held in an igloo!!! YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
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Going to a hockey game with my Dad soon
I don’t really want to go, like I kind of do but not really. But I’m acting excited so I don’t offend him. plus they’re free tickets from his work in a box so it’ll be cool.
